Is the Internet Real?

Does it actually exist or is it a trick played on our minds? Do we “own” our areas of electronic real estate or is it a figment of our imagination. If somebody walks on your webpage do you tell em “Get off my lawn!”?

Reggie, Jay-Z, 2Pac, and Biggie, Andre from Outkast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me
Eminem “Til I Collapse”

I’m the Tumblr Weatherman

Because i didn’t major in meteorology and don’t have a face for television. 

But primarily because I involve too many emotions and profanities when doling out the weather. 

Tuesday’s Forecast:

F#^% I hate that it’s raining all #$@$ day #@#$ it. 

If I was in the NFL

I’d be a pretty bad quarterback (even with an NFL body). I think I’d do pretty well on the Wonderlic test but I would probably overthink all the plays and get sacked a lot. 

And if I were a backup I’d also be a bad holder because I’d be afraid the kicker would kick my fingers. And I’d get distracted and forget to turn the laces. 

Don’t fear failure. Not failure, but low aim, is the crime.

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I am a student of whoever I can learn from.

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I realized

why I don’t find concerts as fun as I used to, cause people be going to live shows with great seats and be watching them from their smartphones. Seriously though, if you’ve got front row seats why are you paying all that money to watch it from your phone. 

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I swear

I swear I gotta draw up a list of fun and bold things to do, spin a wheel and do one of those things. 

Beware

the fury of an angry me, I’ve accomplished quite a few things while being angry it’s all about knowing how to channel that energy in the right way.