Love this chart from Riskology, basically quit worrying about other people and focus on what you can control!

Love this chart from Riskology, basically quit worrying about other people and focus on what you can control!

Nothing good ever comes from
worrying or sitting there feeling
sorry for yourself…Keep positive
and keep pushing on and things
will turn good.

Conor McGregor

More Conor sayings here.

(via mmaquotes)

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Good Morning

I’m a member of the “tired as shit” club. “Do they allow humans or is it just for chickens?”

Is the Internet Real?

Does it actually exist or is it a trick played on our minds? Do we “own” our areas of electronic real estate or is it a figment of our imagination. If somebody walks on your webpage do you tell em “Get off my lawn!”?

Reggie, Jay-Z, 2Pac, and Biggie, Andre from Outkast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me
Eminem “Til I Collapse”

I’m the Tumblr Weatherman

Because i didn’t major in meteorology and don’t have a face for television. 

But primarily because I involve too many emotions and profanities when doling out the weather. 

Tuesday’s Forecast:

F#^% I hate that it’s raining all #$@$ day #@#$ it. 

If I was in the NFL

I’d be a pretty bad quarterback (even with an NFL body). I think I’d do pretty well on the Wonderlic test but I would probably overthink all the plays and get sacked a lot. 

And if I were a backup I’d also be a bad holder because I’d be afraid the kicker would kick my fingers. And I’d get distracted and forget to turn the laces. 

Don’t fear failure. Not failure, but low aim, is the crime.

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I am a student of whoever I can learn from.

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